You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
We have so much sex to catch up on
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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