She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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