Already got asked if we're dating
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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