I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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