Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Randomize
