That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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