Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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