how do flat chested girls get laid?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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