Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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