he wants to bone in the snuggie
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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