i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Randomize
