my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
