You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Houston, we have a squirter
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
