Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
A+ Viking dick
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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