The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
How does it feel to date your dad?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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