Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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