wat bout pragnant strippers??
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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