i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I love you.
Bad choice
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