Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Randomize
