OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
you told grandpa to call you daddy
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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