i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
did you just send me my own nude
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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