Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Randomize
