So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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