your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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