Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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