we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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