For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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