It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
well most of my day revolves around power hour
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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