The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Did I show you my penis last night?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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