is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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