she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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