the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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