The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize