I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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