so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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