Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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