Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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