Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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