If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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