Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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