is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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