Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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