If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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