I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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