If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
