There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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