I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Michael Bay diarrhea
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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