Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
He did a backflip because drugs
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