I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Alive.
So much puke
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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