I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
