yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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