I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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