my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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