please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I just googled if crying burns calories
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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